They tell literally the same stupid story, but at least in that, you have the glorious pleasure of ogling at Gerard Butler. Just, save yourself the trouble of reading this and watch The Ugly Truth. I liked Closet right up until she confessed her feelings for Rock Bottom, and fessed up about leaving a perfectly wonderful woman who actually cared for her just so she could get with Rock Bottom.
The only voice of reason here is Rock Bottom's best friend Greta "I'm a closet lesbian" something or the other, who gives Rock Bottom sane advice like not changing just so a boy can like you, but of course, she's stupid and naive and innocuous, so she really doesn't listen much. Needless to say, she ends up with Ultimate Chauvinist, because why the fuck not. What follows is a series of er, misadventures, for lack of a better term, where she tries to woo Perfect. She hires Ultimate Chauvinist to help her become the "perfect woman that all men want", and he in turn hires his stripper sister to help her with the "looking good" aspect of it. So basically, Rock Bottom quits her boring job to, er, reinvent herself, which in her case is basically changing everything about her face, body, and soul to be the perfect wife for Perfect. But then she falls for her er, "coach" Mike "the ultimate chauvinist" Dougherty, though he likes calling himself "The Dog". Mona "my self esteem is so low, I could be renamed rock-bottom" Warren has been secretly planning her wedding to Adam "I'm that perfect pastel upper middle class guy that you want to bring to your parents" Zielger. If you want a book that tells you you need to change every aspect of yourself to make a person fall in love with you, read this shit. She is also the coordinator of the Del Cerro Soccer Moms League and coach of the real-life Kickin' Chicks, the best seven-year-old girls to ever tear up suburban soccer fields. When she's not living vicariously through chick-lit characters, Jennifer runs a public relations business which serves non-profit organizations and small businesses in southern California. Jennifer desperately wishes she had Mona's unlimited cash, beachfront estate and singing voice. She lives in San Diego with her husband, William and their daughter, Katie.
Jennifer Coburn is an award-winning journalist who has written for magazines and newspapers in the United States, Canada and Australia. This whole makeover scheme is getting crazier by the minute. And the Mona I'm becoming isn't quite who I expected, either.
But the Mike I'm getting to know is different from The Dog. Sex, good.) trying exciting new things (Stripping lessons are empowering. Learning the complex unspoken language of the American male (Talk, bad. On the other hand, who better to coach me? So here I am. Okay, he's a chauvinist pig, and his sty is "The Dog House," a testosterone-charged column in Maximum for Him magazine.
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